Today we were reminded of why we all love Miss Britney Spears: because there is no one else like her. If you watched Miss Universe you sadly fell victim to a cringe-inducing (at the least… I vomited in my mouth a little bit) performance of ‘hit’ song Body Languageby Heidi Montag-Pratt. Pratt being the operative word.
Dressed in a poor man’s version of Britney’s 2000 MTV Video Music Awards performance outfit, probably hand-made by Spencer Pratt (poor man) and stitched together using his old beard hair Heidi vacuumed up from the living room rug, Heidi provided Sunday night laughs as she pranced around the stage, relying on over-the-shoulder, stick-my-ass out poses to seduce the audience. Fail.
Granted, Miss Brit may not sing live every time, but at least she has the stage presence and dance moves to back it up. What did you think of Heidi’s performance? I’m surprised I even had enough brain cells left to write this post.
Sadly, she is celebrity. Now please, someone, get her out of here!
P.S. Here’s how it’s done…
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ugghh…I can’t believe I even ATTEMPTED to watch Heidi’s performance! She can’t sing. The song sucks…and WHAT was with the dancing? I’ve seen babies move better than her!…It really was a crappy rip-off of Brit’s VMA performance. Funny, cuz at least Brit sang for about HALF of that VMA one. I doubt Heidi even “sang” a single not on Miss Universe. WHY?! WHY was she even there? Who thought having her on that pageant was a good idea? *shakes head* What a disgrace!
Posted On:
August 24th, 2009
By:
Kate B
I really don’t want to be mean .. but that wasn’t good at all ….she should ditch Spencer and hire a vocal coach or atleast be herself and not try to be Britney atleast then we would (somewhat) respect her
Posted On:
August 24th, 2009
By:
Kasey
you think heidi sang live? definite NOT. why do you think her hair was all up in her face the entire performance? (ok, it’s official, i’ve wasted too many brain cells on this topic)
Why are people like Heidi and Spencer famous? It’s a disgrace to those who actually work for and deserve it. What’s even more insulting is that Heidi actually thinks she IS the next Britney Spears….
Posted On:
August 26th, 2009
By:
mandi
that was really mean (soo sorry) I should have thought of a better way to say that =/
or atleast be herself and not try to be Britney atleast then we would (somewhat) respect her
